Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Ipipi yipipi

Ipipi yipipi



The only thing it knows is ukuchama kuphelele lapho

Ipipi angeke:

Likuthengele indlu

Likondle

Likuphathe kahle

Likuphathele phezulu and treat you like his woman

Longena kuwe, lishiye ukungcola kwalo nje kuphela ebese liyahamba



Mantombazane hlakaniphani manje nani hawu!!! kunini nidliwa mahhala!!!

Indoda ungayishiyi ngoba inepipi elincane, but ishiye ngoba ayikuphathi kahle

Phezani manje ukunika amakhekhe enu oClever, ngoba baClever

Phezani ukuchomelana ngokuthi mina owani ulala name, kanje nakanje, what matters ukuthi uze kwakho ephetheni esandleni

Thina madoda uma sikuthanda asinqeni ukukuthengela the things that you need and sometimes what you want ngoba siyakuthanda

Kodwa uma ngifika nepipi lami, wazi ukuthi ngithunywe yilona lifuna ukuzochama lihambe



Yekani ukulahla nilahlele izidwedwe zamadoda, niyeke amaBhari

iBhari ineplan for wena, iBhari izokhombisa ngawe kubangani bayo

iBhari ingaba nepipi elincane kodwa ningathi uma niqeda, iyokuthengela izinto ozithandayo, ibonge ukuthi you accommodated him nepipi layo and awudelelanga

iBhari iyokukhombisa abazali, ebese iyakulobola angi nonke nifuna ukushada, ya so yekelani ke ukuchoma nifune amapipi amade, angenamali

uClever, uzodla wena, imali yakho nekhekhe aze awelele nakuMzala wakho aze adlulele nakumngani wakho ngob akuyena ufuna ukugculisa ipipi lakhe

hayi cha Hlakaniphani phela manje Yazini nje ukuthi ipipi ipipi

Lazi ukuchama kuphela kukushiye umanzi lihambe



Zikhethele ke ukuthi ufuna ukudliwa iBhari noma uClever OR ufuna ukondliwa iBhari udliwe uClever
 


kuku poem

Kuku uyakha, kuku uyadiliza...

Kuku uyazala, kuku uyabulala...

Izenzo zakho zehlula amagama, wena kukukazi...

Wena owisa amadoda aqotho!!

Wena kuku wahlula inja ithi i thath'u mphako...

Wena kuku wa thothobalisa u Samson...

Wena kuku wa xoshisa u Bill Clinton e White House...

Wena kuku wa xoshisa u Adam e ntsimini yase Eden...

Wena kuku wacishe wavalela uMsholozi amathuba wokubusa...

Hawu kodwa sikwenzeni kangaka mara kuku ?

Ngiya memeza ngithi malibongwe igama lakho...

Wa hlula izinkunzi ezinkulu, o Shaka nabo Hitler...

U Madiba wathi uya zama, nangu, boo!! Phansi...

Khona maduze nje ushaye uTiger Woods noVuyo Mbuli!

Uyingwenya kuku !!!!!

Hayi mina ngiyak' saluter, ngithi dlula uye phambili..

No...!! U ntswembu

Abangakwazi mabakubuze kuPutco!!!!

Ngisho noMdokisi imbala (Doctor Khumalo)... Uyinja kuku, Skhokho
sam!!!

Na labafana namantombazane engiba thumelela le e-mail ba hlulekile...

Se kusele nje inkani engasho lutho, Labanye bazenza sengathi bakwazi
kangcono

Abakakutholi kahle kahle!!!!!

Malibongwe igama lakho wena GREAT one...

No!! Ngisa phinda ngithi UNTSWEMMBU BLIND KUKU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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